barackinaroundthechristmastree: it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point
spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself
jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and I’m sorry
stilldefending: danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
dickspeightjr: dickspeightjr: what did hitler say right before he died i did nazi that coming just kidding hitler killed himself
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
colorado-wannabe: So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels,...
uggatrip: when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
torchinggoddess: qqmoarz: This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music this is my favorite fucking video on the internet the stoner asleep in the corner while all this is happening is my favorite part of this whole fucking thing
jacklullaby: jacklullaby: unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS” I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
mereperf: man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you
katnissandhermione: i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people